Just a note to welcome knob heads and curious punters to the brand new shitdisco blog - which is where the writing will take place. Although not too often, as we'll forget this is even here at times. Which is healthy, you can't get too interested in these things, it is the summer - don't forget. There are fields to go and fall about in with eyes pointing in different directions. Ah, the eyes going in different directions is my favourite bit.

I'm just getting things started anyway, I can't think of anything particulary enlightening at the moment. Although how about this for a fact: If you throw a poo at a brain it will bounce off. No matter what the consistency of the poo or how hard or soft you throw it. I suppose it is just one of those eternal mysteries of science. That's not bad for starters. I leave that thought with you all.

Darren