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By coincidence or design, St Patricks day was a day off on the SHITDISCO Big Fuck Off UK tour. Relaxing ourselves in leeds we decided on a jaunt to the areas various pound shops to pick up ball-bearing guns, child army equipment and bicycle reflectors. Then we headed to the local manor, Temple Newsam Park to try out our new toys and run around screaming gargled laughter in our throats like some stupid moron army fighting the 3D wars of the future.

Above: Tom (DJ Thug With Knife #2) and Martin (Driver/Stockbroker) fire at the camera with the kind of gay abandon only real gays can muster.


Above: Me and Tom get Martin with a beaut right on the tip of his cold ear. Hear him squeal as we laugh - ha ha ha.


Above: Joel looking like he's going to find those Jews in your loft and put them on a nasty train. Tom, screaming, in the background.


Above: Me in one of my various poses infront of a bench with a scarf over my face to deflect bullets and insults.


Above: Me and Tom shooting it out at spittingly close distance.
On our way back to the van we noticed a Police car had pulled up in the entrance of the car park, Jan had (luckily) already removed the real Police mans helment he had been cavorting around in but the copper still wouldn't let us out and started busting our balls. Apparently he had seen us running around with guns from the motorway and had came down to check it out, no doubt hoping on some level that this would be the big moment when he captured some terrorists training in the local park. He kept us there for about half an hour, checking our insurance details and interrogating Jan in the back of his car. We hid our guns and got out broadsheet newspapers and books, hoping he wouldn't want a look in the back of the van. Eventually he accepted that we hadn't stolen the van from Aquarius Carpet Cleaners and we were just a bunch of loons on their day off. He let us go, and we went to find some stew to put in our bellies.